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Crust Revelations

from Play Date EP by Weekend Greg

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This is by Henry and Jon. It is the story of Scotty the dog and his owner, Alan as they grapple with the inconvenience of running out of toilet paper, and rediscover the flame of their love in the process.

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JUST TOOK A POOP AND THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER MY POOR POOCH SCOTTY WAS NOT KIDDING AROUND ITS GETTING CRUSTY AND THERES NO ONE TO HELP IM GONNA GO AHEAD AND BEAT THE MEAT.

I CANT THINK ANYMORE IM NOT A PIMPLE POPPING PICKLE POOPER IM ONLY STUCK IN THIS STALL.

FUCKING ALAN!!!!!! CANT GET MYYYYYYYYYYYYY poopy wipes. who does he think I am?????? some greasy butt monkey type?!?!?! I have my moments, but I've got principles....

IM NOT SICK ANYMORE IM NOT A PIMPLE POPPING PICKLE POOPER I GOT SOME MAYONNAISE IN A JAR.

thank you for this moment of clarity :)
post masturbation jesus :)
all the crust has flaked away in the depths of our bond :)
I love you Scotty; you're my dog <3

*dog solo*

WE'RE NOT SICK ANYMORE WE'RE NOT JUST PIMPLE POPPING PICKLE POPPERS WE SMEAR OUR SHIT ON THE DOOR.

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from Play Date EP, released January 15, 2016

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Weekend Greg Boston, Massachusetts

Henry and Jon have this friend named Greg. They only get to see him on the weekend. So, our band is called Weekend Greg.

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